(Source: important-if-true, via pembrokewkorgi)
@shitcecilpalmerwouldwear@sashayedThis is my kind of chainmail
This is too cool NOT to reblog.
looksooo!
(via scafe-dragon)
@the-real-seebsd&d setting where all the elves use too many apostrophes because they talk with a southern accent, featuring the magical sword y’all’d’ve
demon: WHO WOULD HAVE DARED STAND AGAINST ME?
elf: I’d’ve.
demon: Wait is that your name or are you just saying you would have?
elf: fuck.
elf: you.
elf: We come from the land of yer mom’n’em.
Man ‘at ol’ dang ol’ Uruk-Hai man takin’em dang’ol hobbits up yunder t’Isengard tell ya what man.
FUCKING HERE FOR IT
(via gearholder)
But what if she doesn’t know how to play either?
Anonymous asked: Imagine karkat and dave playing pokemon go.
[ http://www.snopes.com/1912-article-global-warming/ ]
1912 called
Said we told you 100 years ago
you are screwing with the climate with your coal.
(Source: snopes.com, via scafe-dragon)
Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?
he’s here and i love him
(via moonpaw)
Cyclists should be issued license plates so I can report them when they run stop signs and cut me off in traffic.
(Source: reddit.com, via showerthoughtsofficial)
Wow
Situational awareness….
Definitely failed that spot check
or a natural 20 on a stealth check
well, age does add -1 to perception with each year over 65
Bear also stopped in a shadow, thats like +3 to sneak
might be a young bugbear rogue
(Source: youtube.com, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)