Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
pearl: Im Literally Risking The Entirety Of Our Civilization As Well As My Social Status And Yours Because I Love You And Eagerly Await An Eternity At Each Others Sides Emphasis On We Are In Love With Each Other
pink diamond, getting ready to #WasteHerTime for five thousand years and shapeshift to be a rose quartz and end up with a human man and then sacrifice her physical form to become her Humansona™️, all the while…ignoring(?) the fact that she has humans enslaved in the middle of space and that the other gems of her decree think she’s dead and are killing countless members of their species due to a ‘rebellion’ that started because pink diamond was THIRSTY: sure! :)
YALL TOLD ME THAT I WAS GRASPING AT STRAWS AND I NEARLY GOT KICKED FROM MULTIPLE SERVERS BECAUSE I WAS SO RIDE OR DIE BUT LOOK WHO WAS RIGHT. LOOK AT WHO WAS MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT ALL ALONG.
