Silver Tongue

Sep 09

k-eke:

Ḟ̴͇͜ě̷̮̕e̴̠͕̓d̵̳̚ ̵̛̞̋m̵̩͎͋e̴͚̜̐̀.̴̬̃
̶͎̠̒̽F̵̮̹̕ê̶̼e̷̹͘d̷̎̉͜ ̷̩̯̇ų̸̓̐ș̴̺̐̌.̸̱̇̎

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nudityandnerdery:

fussybees-deactivated20200928:

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I mean, this screenshot alone is funnier than most of them manage to be.

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the-real-numbers:

rox-and-prose:

tanzytechgem:

tanzytechgem:

sonysportswalkman:

baseball fun fact! the home plate is a mathematical impossibility, a living nightmare, a spit in the face of reason and sensibility

I AM SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT THIS. I SPENT OVER AN HOUR TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF THERE WAS ANY WAY AT ALL FOR A BASEBALL HOME PLATE TO HAVE SIDE LENGTHS WHICH ARE INTEGERS.

COME TO DISCOVER (ONE HOUR LATER) THAT ISOSCELES RIGHT TRIANGLES WITH INTEGER SIDES CANNOT FUCKING EXIST

I AM SO MAD AT THIS

IMAGE ONE IS THE FIRST ATTEMPT AT FINDING A PROPER SIDE LENGTH

I CONTINUED AFTER THIS IN IMAGE 2, DESPERATELY PLUGGING NUMBERS INTO EQUATIONS UNTIL I FINALLY DECIDED TO GOOGLE IF IT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE

ITS NOT.

FUCK YOU BASEBALL

@the-real-numbers

Pythagoras after learning the square root of 2 is irrational

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damnsparce:

Hey mutuals if Tumblr goes down remember you can find me as a 1% encounter rate in Johto’s Dark Cave

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memewhore:

gimme a story about person who accepted dozens of cursed objects as a baby and all the curses seem to cancel each other out. like, oh hes cursed to sleep forever but it conflicts with the curse of insomnia so he has a reasonable sleep schedule. at 16 hes cursed to die in a river but that messes up the curse where he is to be left standing at the alter when he reaches 20

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