Get flavoured lube
Freeze it
Cronch the lubes ice without breaking eye contact with your SO
Silver, I’m your SO and if you do this ur grounded
what if you do it to me
(via demon-space-boi-deactivated2022)
Anonymous asked: Do you think some casters can get Dancing Lights to manifest differently? Like taking the shape of small birds or dragonflies?
i think casters probably have a natural shape that is most comfortable for them to cast, and a preferred shape thats cast for the aesthetic value. So if you cast dancing lights and its something simple like an orb, any snooty spellcasters would be like ‘get a load of this guy…. no self-respect… doesnt even make his lights pretty’
several-bellies-fully-lovable:
Is my birfday
Gonna go eat a shit ton of sushi
vore those fishies!
I DID THE MEET THE MEDIC TAUNT BY THE DOOR BEFORE THE MATCH STARTED AND THE DOVES GOT STUCK TO THE GATE
they’re gonna fite
(via demilypyro)
I’ve only had this game for 12 hours
Ok but you forgot the most important tho
(via rosexknight)
Get flavoured lube
Freeze it
Cronch the lubes ice without breaking eye contact with your SO
my goal is to be completely vaporized at disneyland so they cant take my body off the premises and pronounce me dead offsite
or, bring your own team of doctors and paramedics to pronounce you dead as soon as it happens so they’re stuck with it
I love the visual of me striding into Disneyland all smug with a confused team of doctors
me: [sees or hears the words “feed me” in absolutely any context ever]
me:
(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)
(via the-steve-vrc)
2001-2017: smash mouth is the shrek band
2018: shrek mouth is the pussy eating band
the typo i made on this post is funnier than the original joke
