Silver Tongue

May 06

pukicho:

pukicho:

daily-bad-jokes:

How can a room full of married people be empty?

Because there isn’t a single person in the room!

Heh..

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cvberdemon:

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heronfem:

anothersadplanet:

It’s funny how some people don’t realize like. When I was in elementary school every year we had “intruder” drills. They were always kinda spooky but I never thought anything of it when I was a kid. The teacher would turn the light off and lock the room doors and we’d all have to quietly hide under desks until the intercom announced it was over. Sometimes there’d be someone walking around and trying the doors to the classrooms to make sure they were locked. Never seemed strange to me as a kid, but talking with my canadian spouse they look mortified

It’s wild how much of life in the US revolves around the unending threat of murder and violence. And by wild I mean a nightmare.

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iftadwascool:

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I just want to get dicked down again =/

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Oh thank god.

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disbenefit:

mario shows no motivation.  mario is a reflection of his environment, oftentimes literally.  mario has no stakes in his adventures and no real reason to be there at all other than the fact that its what he does

luigi has clear personality differentiating him from his blank slate brother.  luigi has purpose in his adventures, luigi has flaws where mario has none, bringing him to 3 dimensions more than any graphical engine can do for his brother

wario has more motivation than all characters in their universe.  wario is simple but driven.  his personality is finely crafted to the point that any gameplay mechanic that forces him out of character feels unnatural.

waluigi does not allow himself to be the pawn of circumstance.  waluigi serves no master but his own whim.  waluigi doesn’t want to go-cart this game?  waluigi won’t go-cart this game.

donkey kong loves bananas

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onion-souls:

cpt-langosta:

onion-souls:

snarcadegannon:

squirtlesquad-rebellion:

perkachow:

remmoran-kynvahl:

mamasam:

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon <3

Moon: YEET

The moon threw it away yay moon

the moon was having none  of it

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Originally posted by giantmonster

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true

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danna644:

CN: And now… Teen Titans Go!

Me:

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