Silver Tongue

May 26

Theresa: That’s it, you’re all grounded. Reaver, no guns for you. Garth, no researching for you. Hammer and Sparrow… by Avo, is there anything that you love?
Sparrow and Hammer: Revenge.
Theresa: No vengeance for you two.
Sparrow: I was gonna say “I’ll get you for this,” but I guess that’s off the table.

heroine-of-albion:

Incorrect Fable Quote 071
Theresa: “What is wrong with you?”
Sparrow: “Many things - and most of them are your fault.”

heroine-of-albion:

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Hammer: “Do you believe in Sparrow?”
Theresa: “Luckily, Sparrow believes in themself enough for all of us.”

inaccurate-fable-quotes:

Theresa: How is it you people haven’t managed to kill yourselves yet?
Garth: The day is still young

doli-nemae:

hewo it`s me and some meme with Theresa how ya doin

eorzean-cabbage:

It’s so wild because gifting money with the older generation is like this awful thing that says you just don’t care. But for anyone below 40 right now that’s probably the best gift.
Tell me in the tag what your age is and whether you consider a gift of money rude, and why/why not.

(via rosexknight)

hotvampireadjacent:

hotvampireadjacent:
The front page of the onion is all this article today.

(via anymouse1968)

saltchild:

(via rosexknight)

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