Silver Tongue

Sep 21

berukatxt:
My favorite bnha panels are the ones where Todoroki has like action lines and shit around him but he has a totally blank expression and he’s saying/thinking something totally undeserving of action lines
Some examples:

(Source: transdekus-moved-blog, via taffybuns)

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

wantstobelieve:
brb shaking my head forever
Time to bring this back, with a few examples proving that this parody is NOT a gross over-exaggeration of actual stuff we see in pop media:
The ‘Boobplate’:
[x] [x] [x]
The ‘Boobplate+’ (A.K.A. boob window):
[x] [x] [x]
The ‘What’s the Fucking Point’:
[x] [x] [x]
It truly is impossible to properly satirize female sexualization. How do you even ridicule pure ridiculousness?
And that’s without even touching “warrior woman” costumes that bear no pretense of resembling armor of any kind.
~Ozzie

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Anonymous asked: let xefros say fuck

daily-xefrostritoh:

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moonpaw:

how am i supposed to take dammek as a serious rebel leader when he looks like this

same way you’re supposed to take trizza as a serious dictator when she culled an entire respitblock to get a nice background for a selfie

(Source: bluwiikoon-archive, via chefpyro)

archhaven asked: What's the big deal? It's just a bunch ok Kecleon. (Disclaimer never played mystery dungeon)

duskargentum:

chefpyro:
Oh boy. Okay.
So basically, Kecleon only appears as a shopkeeper inside dungeons. You can buy and sell him stuff if you have enough money on you. However, you probably won’t, since taking money with you into dungeons is super dangerous.
So instead, you can steal from him. But doing this will continuously spawn super overpowered Kecleons that move multiple times in one turn. Even defeating one is a major feat, and they WILL gang up on you. So the usual course of action is to try and survive as you rush to the exit.
That nosepass… is taking out multiple of them in one move.
Kecleon is DESIGNED to be neigh-unbeatable in PMD. I think I remember reading that EVERY single one of their stats (excepting HP, I think?) is 255 (which is the highest possible in the first 2 PMD games). The fact that someone was able to get an attack off that did over 300 damage to each Kecleon around them is nothing short of god-like.

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xxlukemavxx:

onion-souls:
fireandshellamari:
deathdaydream:
mykrazyuniverse:
magistrate-of-mediocrity:
deathdaydream:
deathdaydream:
soappppp
yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it
oh. I thought it was a photo.
Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.
this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube
Originally posted by smokingbomber
Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter
The realest shitposters are just god teir artists

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