Silver Tongue

May 05

yorha:

ceruleanfuckup:

alexorcism:

Infiltrating the straights

*hacker voice* I’m gay

top 10 anime betrayals

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minecraft-swear-jar:

Gavin: do you think the war invented tumnels?

Ryan: do i think the war invented tunnels?

Geoff: I can’t fathom…

Ryan: can we all just repeat that statement a few times?

Michael: geoff you knew the war, how was he?

Ray: is he a nice guy?

Jack: well he invented tunnels so…

(Lets play Minecraft 102)

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aintnosintobefinallyclean:

october-rosehip:

love-geofffree:

cutehaywood:

the straights are at it again

Reblog if you are a greedy gay hoarding refracted light all for your greedy gay self

I totally am, but also: I have a story. The time: 1995. The place: a small liberal arts college. We decided to participate in “denim day” which was a widespread event wherein on National Coming Out Day, you would wear denim to indicate SUPPORT FOR the LGBT community. Our support group made posters that were very, very clear about this. Wearing denim did not mean that you were coming out, it meant you supported anyone around you who might.

I have never seen so many suits and khakis IN MY LIFE. People who accidentally wore jeans went home and changed.

The community took it as a rebuke. We drew in closer to eachother, and felt unwelcome everywhere we thought we had friends before.

And I had people later tell me “You know I support you, just… I didn’t want anyone to think I was.” First off, I DON’T know you support me. Not if you refuse to, for one day, change nothing about your life to show it. Second off… why is that such a terrifying thought to you?

I remember before rainbows were a “gay thing”. They were everywhere. Church walls next to arks. School walls next to sunshine faces. People have VOLUNTARILY abandoned every other use. I have HEARD PEOPLE SAY they just couldn’t use rainbows anymore because people would think of “gay stuff.”

So I know this is a joke, and a stolen one at that, but you’ve done this to yourselves. If someone is so terrified of being perceived as queer that they will INSTANTLY abandon something they like if it has queer germs on it now or something, then they don’t deserve refracted light.

Maybe help us change the world into a place where being mistaken for queer would be just a thing to chuckle about and you can have refracted light back.

The LGBTQ+ community didn’t steal the rainbow. The straights abandoned it.

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pyrlspite:

oh yeah. forgot it was star wars 413

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askthebloodswaps:

Old habits.

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May 04

spookyscarygummydicks:

SUP LOS3R >:]

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leaenadenovo:

adhd breakdowns are whack because ur bawling ur eyes out over some insignificant bullshit while simultaneously being unable to rid ur head of the chorus of All I Want For Christmas Is You

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lexaproletariat:

thesymbolofpeace:

SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY

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binches:

gluom:

surgedude:

big-boss-official:

literally the clickbait on this website has completely entirely surpassed actual jokes made by bloggers in terms of humor

wow bill nye is a fucking stud

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thighetician:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

nawyougood:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

spikexero:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

My first attempt EVER at cooking..done a little sauce thing on the side too with some rice..

This probably gonna taste like death but fuck it..I made it..

Throw them back in the water and they’ll swim away…

breh let’s just say I ain’t never gon try this shit again..imma sell my cooker first thing tomorrow

them fish belong in the next episode of the walking dead.

remember that one time i tried to cook?

this shit happened 2 years ago and i haven’t tried since

I never saw this the first time. Holy shit dude, those fish still had to go to work in the morning.

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