it’s 2am and im sorta-sick and tired
OF COURSE I HAVE A STRATEGY FOR THIS DUNGEON
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hey there demons, its ya girls
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yeah you’ve grown all your wisdom teeth but what about your strength teeth? your charisma teeth? your
Charisma teeth are the fangs
this is the single most terrifying reply to any of my posts i have ever received
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Hmm..
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Y’all out here bitching and moaning about Momo’s revealing costume and I haven’t see a single word about THIS crazy thot ONCE
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good homeopathy: i use lavender because it smells nice and helps me sleep
bad homeopathy: i use lavender and it smells so nice that i stop getting vaccinated
good homeopathy: increasing fruit and green leafy vegetables in my child’s diet might help them beat leukemia
bad homeopathy: chemotherapy drugs are full of toxic chemicals so I’m gonna cleanse my child with this tea for 2 weeks
Yall sound like elitist assholes who spend more time judging people they dont know than they do researching substances
I am terminally ill and venting about salespeople that try to scam me and my friends at medical conventions but go off
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Mood
I gotta be the only one that loves oatmeal raisin
Yeah, they bout good as shit.
Oatmeal raisin is the best kind
I will gladly die in defense of the oatmeal raisin cookie
listen, listen… the true alpha answer is oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
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Havoc: What are you reading?
Roy: A book of things I love.
Havoc: Colonel, that’s just a photo album of Hawkeye.
Roy: Oh, what a coincidence.
