Silver Tongue

Sep 19

trekkiepirate:

oniongentleman:

ohillleavewithyourheadsire:

TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE

S-I-T-T-I-N-G

Please call the fire department. We are stuck.

We did not think ahead and it’s my first time climbing a tree and I don’t like it up here.

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seaaholic:
“ cj-sewers:
“ fuckyeahblasphemy:
“ suckmylorddisick:
“ “ I’d like to correct this:
“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”
“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding...

seaaholic:

cj-sewers:

fuckyeahblasphemy:

suckmylorddisick:

I’d like to correct this:

“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”

“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  

I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  

I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  

I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.

I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  

I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

reblogging for the comment

I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.

fucking BOOM ^

bless the god damn comments on this post.

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ghostcongregation:
“this is an old-ass meme but the humor is very 2017. this could have been made yesterday
”

ghostcongregation:

this is an old-ass meme but the humor is very 2017. this could have been made yesterday

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brunothecedece asked: Does kiwi have problems interacting with other goodras?

potoobrigham:

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She’s tries, and that’s what matters.

this is by far the worst thing ive ever drawn

this is by far the worst thing ive ever drawn

astroceptor:

Shaun (Day 1): So. I’ve just released mother from the Vault. I’m so curious to see how long it will take her to reach me. I wonder what she’ll be like…what she’ll make of what I have become…so many questions…I look forward to meeting her. I do hope she makes it here. 

Shaun (Day 21): In a strange turn of events, it seems my mother has become obsessed with collecting desk fans. Why? What does she even intend to do with them all? 

Shaun (Day 37): She’s been in Goodneighbor for a week. I think she’s trying to seduce the Mayor.

Shaun (Day 38): My previous theory was correct. She has now eloped with the Mayor.

Shaun (Day 87): She’s just…building houses. Everywhere. For everyone. 

Shaun (Day 206): You know what I don’t even think she’s trying to find me at all. 

(via chefpyro)

Pikachu Hat event code for Pokémon Sun & Moon

pokemonglobalnews:

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Pikachu Hat event code is: PIKACHU20

The code can only be used once and you can choose which hat Pikachu will be wearing depending on when the code is used

- Original hat (Kanto and Johto regions): September 19 - September 25

- Hoenn region hat: September 26 - October 2

- Sinnoh region hat: October 3 - October 9

- Unova region hat: October 10 - October 16

- Kalos region hat: October 17 - October 23

- Alola region hat: October 24 - October 30

sinno starts oct 3
october is the 10th month of the year.
10-3=7
we are in gen 7
sinnoh confirmed

(via afallenwolf)

shufflersummoner:
“Fucking me
”

shufflersummoner:

Fucking me

(Source: shufflersummoner-blog, via comfiecore)

ectoboys:

giood eyebrow trends in fanart

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