Silver Tongue

May 03

toilet–princess:
“ birdscool:
“ thedelicateghost:
“ ltarget:
“ nmlss:
“ videogame-and-coffee-bird:
“ candy5hark11:
“ videocookies:
“Can someone photoshop this blood moon on my hand?
”
sure dude how’s this?
”
Don’t be a dick; give him what he kindly...

toilet–princess:

birdscool:

thedelicateghost:

ltarget:

nmlss:

videogame-and-coffee-bird:

candy5hark11:

videocookies:

Can someone photoshop this blood moon on my hand?

sure dude how’s this?

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Don’t be a dick; give him what he kindly requested:

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there ya go man

De nada.

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Be serious about this guys. Here you go, bud. 

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you meant this hand right

So close yet so far..

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pardonmewhileipanic:
“ what fucking monster brought this ancient meme back
in this…. the year of our lord 2018
”

pardonmewhileipanic:

what fucking monster brought this ancient meme back

in this…. the year of our lord 2018

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swordoftheberserkgutsrage:
“ fruitsoftheweb:
““We further reconstruct controls from reference trajectories captured from human subjects by augmenting a sampling-based algorithm.“
”
michelin man goes ham must see
”

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

fruitsoftheweb:

We further reconstruct controls from reference trajectories captured from human subjects by augmenting a sampling-based algorithm.

michelin man goes ham must see

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kropotkhristian:
“Conservatives irl
”

kropotkhristian:

Conservatives irl

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4a0000:
“ podencos:
“@4a0000
”
I love her
”

4a0000:

podencos:

@4a0000

I love her

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kramergate:

my cousin’s cat was acting really weird today, freaking out and not letting anyone near her, hissing and growling, and it got so concerning they decided to take her to the vet

it took two adults to get the cat into the carrier and in the process my aunt got clawed so badly she had to go to the emergency room for shots/stitches, so eventually the cat gets to the vet

the vet has to sedate her to take a look and it turns out she has a piece of tape on her leg that’s scaring her real bad. and that’s all

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androgyny-queen:
“ holybooks:
“ holybooks:
“ holybooks:
“”
the final boss
”
if i get one more message accusing me of “doxxing gay horney” im going to delete because 1. this is public info from their websites and 2. that combination of words is so...

androgyny-queen:

holybooks:

holybooks:

holybooks:

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the final boss

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if i get one more message accusing me of “doxxing gay horney” im going to delete because 1. this is public info from their websites and 2. that combination of words is so incredibly chaotic

Youve heard of the brady bunch well get ready for the gooch group

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zilliumgrist:

yuliaplisetskaya:

zilliumgrist:

gen z humor: im kin with your pants

millenial humor: im depressed reblog if you are also depressed haha

gen x humor: cat videos

baby boomer humor: that picture of the minions from despicable me but it says “exersize? I thought you said extra fries”

gen z: lahdjdkslajsjsh

millenial: asdfghjkl

gen x: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

baby boomer: ha ha !

this is the only addition to this post that isnt bad

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your-friendly-neighbohood-black:

a-dull-glow:

apostatively:

systlin:

voidspacer:

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

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