Silver Tongue

May 03

spreezpz:
spreezpz:
Therapists are just…. Common sense filters
Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t
Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together
Me:
Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.
Me:
Me: what
given the choice between socially unacceptable behavior and death, choose a fistful of ham. every time.

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What A Great Idea!

cooltoy101:

pr1nceshawn:
This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.
This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.
This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.
This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.
Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.
This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.
Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.
Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.
There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.
A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets.
These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.
This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.
This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.
Big Dave

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randomslasher:

fightingforwriting:
How I think I’m writing: Using eye contact, or lack thereof, to display emotions such as intimacy, shock, denial, or nervousness.
How I’m actually writing: She looked at me, and I looked away. I tried to look back, but she was already looking at the sky. “Look,” she sighs, looking back at me for a split second. “I don’t know how to say this.” We looked at each other and time stopped, but then she looked her lookers at something else to look at, looking tired.
this was delightful and relatable

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leaddoodles:

Busy Office Wives
PATREON TIP JAR LINK
Buy me a Ko-Fi?

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cuttlfish:

sheikofthesheikah:
my sister is doing an essay for her finance course about bitcoin and her introduction is basically defining currency and equal payments.
so i told her to add alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. she just sent me the essay to look over it and
she fucking did.
ELRIC, A

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gallusrostromegalus:

wheresquidsdare:
katy-l-wood:
wheresquidsdare:
gallusrostromegalus:
katy-l-wood:
I think growing up on a steady diet of fanfiction made me hate traditional book genres. Like, I don’t care what the overall “theme” is. Gimme the tags. Is there character death? Sibling rivalry? Snarky best friend? That’ll do way more to get me into a book than slotting it into one of a dozen strictly defined boxes that tells me almost nothing.
Last time I was in a bookstore I was rifling through the paperbacks going “where the hell is the Content rating? is this ‘mature’ or are we in for actual funtimes here? And where are the Content Warnings? whatcha got here book? You gonna get weird on me?”
So really, Ao3 has me spoiled.
This gave me a brilliant idea for book displays at the library. #angst #enemies to lovers #plot twist
You are a good librarian!
I only have flat shelves to work with but…. I did it.
ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL. YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST MORTALS.

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malicioustimetraveler:

malicioustimetraveler:
true-king-of-monsters:
bathyspheric:
samuel-makara:
bathyspheric:
bathyspheric:
Big Daddy: *walks around making whale noises*
Rapture Citizens, for some reason:
Everyone acting shocked is a FAKE BioShock fan because they forgot the canon Big Daddy-themed erotica:
I try to forget this
you can’t
Y’ALL
I can make it worse but not now
actually fuck it

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chefpyro:

rave-lord-nito:
chefpyro:
topographicocean:
chefpyro:
It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic
Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner.

A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.
There’s no grooves on a CD tho???
They’re just really tiny, hence the laser. The smaller grooves means that more info can fit on a disc of the same size.
Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that

They took the vinyl concept and made it smaller. Like how they took the concept of computers and made them small enough to fit in your hand

Anonymous asked: Imagine Rose but they’re raised by Dad Egbert.

banishedquasiroyal-deact:

you probably weren’t asking for “self indulgent step siblings au” but uhhh
HOLIDAY CARD WITH THESE KIDS

mint-and-love:

jillsteinfuneralcity:
nomadnoah:
America as a game map
houston is level cap but if you try to go down to corpus or the rio valley you get zoned back to houston
There is a bug in rio grande valley that if you try to way point or fast travel any where in the exclusion zone, you get sent straight back to Austin or San Antonio.

I was born and raised in the end game expansion. Where do I go from here

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