Silver Tongue

Sep 16

joederartist:

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kappaengineer:

Totally original joke, rite?

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heckifiknowcomics:

Gotta love yourself

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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

xkcds:

I always figured you should never bring a gun to a gun fight because then you’ll be part of a gun fight.

What to Bring [Explained]

What I’m hearing is bringing a gun is statistically the most likely to be useful in any situation

Pretty sure a gun could put out both a wood and an old fire, you just have to bring a big enough gun.

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moonpaw:

tfw u realize that grandpa harleys gonna find jade here soon and then die in a couple years and his kids are just gonna think he abandoned them for good this time

I mean, living on the island to raise jade alone probably would count as abandoning them

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queensandkingsofattolia:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Gin and djinn are pronounced the same way. Both are spirits in a bottle.

This took me an embarrassingly long time to get…

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