The thing about using Captain Holt as a reaction image is you don’t know if he’s saying “I’m so disappointed in you for making that joke” or “This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, I can barely contain the laughter.”
i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information
On this episode of Sandwich Discourse: the relationship between filled pastas and sandwiches. Let’s get some expert opinions:
My Jewish Aunt and self-described “Foodie”: “An uncrustable isn’t a ravioli Becuase you have to cook ravioli. Also you shouldn’t eat those, they full of high fructose corn syrup, here, I’ll make you a PB&J- ”
Neighbor D, radical food theorist who pioneered the extremely good succotash hot dog: “Raviolis are more of a sandwich than Pop tarts are because they contain protein and therefore can be a whole meal.”
My Sicilian uncle: “…it’s way too early for this.”
The Triple A game industry has gone to shit so badly that if you advertised your game with bullet points that used to come standard two decades ago you’d probably win several game of the year awards.
In fact games are already advertising themselves as “lootbox-free,” so what’s next?
“Our upcoming video game…..is a video game……..with no microtransactions…….it has gameplay and…..you don’t have to pay for save slots and uh…….”
