Silver Tongue

May 25

deadlinejon:
wayneradiotv:
which will you press…
i’m pressing as hard as i can but it’s not fucking working op
oh fuck

(via newbarrk)

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squidcollective:

curioscurio:
man it’s so fucking funny when I actually solve a wordle bc in my brain it makes me feel like this gif
This man really made a living doing that and then the show ended and now he makes a living doing the exact same thing but with different effects for the random hand movements

typecasting

(via demilypyro)

digitalzzombie:

earendil-was-a-mariner:
Gollum wasn’t driven insane by the ring, he only ate fish for 500 years and had mercury poisoning as well as serious vitamin D deficiency
oh is that what scurvy looks like

(via taffybuns)

funnytwittertweets:

(via aeritus)

turing-tested:

fun personality quiz here :) don’t take it if you’re paranoid but you agree with the results let me know!

(via turing-tested)

[video]

May 24

augustdementhe:

indigobluerose:
glisteringlord:
studies have found including eyes on signs or walls significantly deters nearby crime
jebus that would deter nearby anything
THE MOSAIC SEES YOUR SINS.

(via unclecucky)