You know it was probably for the best the Terezi was some recluse who lived in the woods and ate live squirrel meat because if she actively participated in society with other teals they would have fucking necked themselves
She shows up to the meeting 20 minutes late in footie pajamas and light up sketchers and plays Zelda throughout the whole thing but no one can say shit because she got a 375 on her bar exam
Some exhausted teal co-worker: do have the file I asked for
Terezi, on her third box of chalk that week: OH FUCK Y34H
Co-worker, upon being handed an report written in gel pen and covered in glitter that will somehow be the most skilled and competently written thing he’s read all month:
Dude just stop climbing mount everest. just stop it. Wtf
Not sure if this is a shitpost but we really do need to stop climbing mount everest. It’s largely pointless and we’ve made a huge ecological impact of years from waste left behind from all exhibitions. Not to mention the economic impact on locals
people in the notes are trying to imply this is good, normal, natural, and not something to be discouraged, so uh… lets break this down
sad as it is to say, for tourism and money flow to keep coming in, it looks better for native guides to die than for the tourists to die. sherpas bend over backwards trying to help those they are assigned to
sherpas have reported how emotionally and mentally difficult finding these bodies is and plenty of them have died trying to bring people home
the difficulty in retrieving corpses means that many are left, mummified and frozen, in public view. it is common to find bodies when climbing which has proven to be difficult for many climbers
this normalisation is why some corpses have gained names and become markers. green boots is the most famous, but the german woman and sleeping beauty are other examples. a stretch of the climb has been called “rainbow ridge” due to the bright colours of jackets belonging to corpses that poke through the snow.
2019s viral photo of the crowd climbing. people died waiting in this crowd. people stepped over the dying and dead to make it to the top. congestion caused by inexperience was blamed, once again.
Mewtwo came out and just cried like crazy. Ten minutes later, Newtwo is born and ends up being one of those newborns that just passes out almost immediately after birth.
I realised I just posted a link without information here so let me expand on this:
This is a massive Jif peanut butter recall. Basically every single variety of it is recalled. The lot numbers included are
1274425 through 2140425, but the recall notice itself doesn’t say those are exclusive, so I’d be wary for a while (I am a smidge paranoid).
If you have Jif in your pantry, check it, and if it’s in that lot number range, throw it out. Do not eat it!!! Even if you’ve been fine so far! Just don’t!!
