Silver Tongue

May 24

thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

You know it was probably for the best the Terezi was some recluse who lived in the woods and ate live squirrel meat because if she actively participated in society with other teals they would have fucking necked themselves

She shows up to the meeting 20 minutes late in footie pajamas and light up sketchers and plays Zelda throughout the whole thing but no one can say shit because she got a 375 on her bar exam

Some exhausted teal co-worker: do have the file I asked for

Terezi, on her third box of chalk that week: OH FUCK Y34H

Co-worker, upon being handed an report written in gel pen and covered in glitter that will somehow be the most skilled and competently written thing he’s read all month:

terezi is just elle woods

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kragehund-again:

biggest threats to a 5yo’s life

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coolhiroaki:

argentarachnids:

tockthewatchdog:

Dude just stop climbing mount everest. just stop it. Wtf

Not sure if this is a shitpost but we really do need to stop climbing mount everest. It’s largely pointless and we’ve made a huge ecological impact of years from waste left behind from all exhibitions. Not to mention the economic impact on locals

people in the notes are trying to imply this is good, normal, natural, and not something to be discouraged, so uh… lets break this down

obvious warnings for discussions of death

you really think all that is natural and normal? 

in what world is everest worth it

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nutsacktorturer:

negativebills:

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also not allowed are crucifixes and sunlight

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May 23

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twilicat24:

caldump:

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darkmasterofcupcakes asked:

Mewtwo came out and just cried like crazy. Ten minutes later, Newtwo is born and ends up being one of those newborns that just passes out almost immediately after birth.

xxtc-96xx:

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baby newt: “it was nice when I had the place to myself…”

xxtc-96xx:

yes, this is absolutely the twins XD

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malewifecombat:

malewifecombat:

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol

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CDC: Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Peanut Butter -

mademoisellesarcasme:

mademoisellesarcasme:

heads up errbody

I realised I just posted a link without information here so let me expand on this:

This is a massive Jif peanut butter recall. Basically every single variety of it is recalled. The lot numbers included are 1274425 through 2140425, but the recall notice itself doesn’t say those are exclusive, so I’d be wary for a while (I am a smidge paranoid).

If you have Jif in your pantry, check it, and if it’s in that lot number range, throw it out. Do not eat it!!! Even if you’ve been fine so far! Just don’t!!

(this information is current as of May 22, 2022)

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