Silver Tongue

Apr 29

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orlandobloomers:

wolfman-murphy:

orlandobloomers:

STEP 1) GET THAT $$
STEP 2) SPEND THAT $$ 
STEP 3) OWN 2 MUCH STUFF
STEP 4) PUT IT IN A PILE
STEP 5) RELAX

r u a dragon?

STEP 6) DRAGON

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unsatisfiedkitty:
“narratively, this doesn’t necessarily mean your plan failed, was mechanically bad, or that your character has no ability to engage in what you were attempting; rather, forces outside your control conflict with you dramatically....

unsatisfiedkitty:

narratively, this doesn’t necessarily mean your plan failed, was mechanically bad, or that your character has no ability to engage in what you were attempting; rather, forces outside your control conflict with you dramatically. like if you’re trying to sneak into a palace—it could be coincidence that someone else is also trying to sneak in on the same night and has already alerted the guards, which is why they’re able to find you. your characters don’t fail because they’re incompetent—or they wouldn’t be adventurers in the first place. failures are a chance for narrative complexity, not player punishment

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tarasgf:

“it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t

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sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

meowthmix:

playstation1graphics:

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

deodorant

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banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

harry potter is nostalgically shitty but anyway 2018 au snape used /r/incels. don’t fight this. i’m right.

snape probably makes a throwaway and goes on /r/confessions and crytypes about how his boss killed the Love Of His Life instead of JUST her husband and her baby and then goes on his main and upvotes his post and attacks anyone commenting “what the fuck dude”

the people stanning snape on this post have me blocked so i can’t see their glorious comments but snape was an abusive bully to children was like, a magic nazi & racist so yeah. “always” is sooooo romantic

socialjust-ish:
“ misandryisalie:
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“ pennamites:
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“ justsomeantifas:
“ wow
transcription [BREAKING NEWS: North and South Korea will sign a peace treaty to formally...

socialjust-ish:

misandryisalie:

concentrated-sunshine:

thegreatklaid:

concentrated-sunshine:

pennamites:

trytoholdmedown:

justsomeantifas:

wow

transcription [BREAKING NEWS: North and South Korea will sign a peace treaty to formally end the Korean War later this year, 65 years after hostilities ceased
cnn.it/2Jz4CIr ]

4/27/18


Whoa.

History in the making

Huh, are you saying Trump has managed in a year and a half what the last 11(?) president have failed to do?

Well that’s fucking curious I don’t see his name on this. I don’t think it can be his result

My understanding was that US Foreign policy was something the Office of the President was responsible for setting out and achieving?

If that is correct this would be Trumps success unless this all secretly began under Obama?

This is not an American success. The Secretary of State was appointed either yesterday or the day before, the state department is in shambles. No reports indicate any major US officials being in the room. This is a Korean victory that is independent from the US, and is certainly not a Trump victory, who has done more to escalate tensions between the US and North Korea than the past four previous presidents.

Trump supporters hearing about foreign policy successes not made by the US:

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lunaaltare:

why all marvel posters look exactly like this

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askdrpig:

little-kitten-cutiepie:

Daddy: Where’s my little girl?

Me: *covers face with blankie*

Daddy: Where is she? Where’d she go? I need my little baby!

Me: *pops head up and giggles*

Daddy: There she is! There’s my baby!

Me: *melts into a cute puddle of little*

*slurps up the puddle*

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