Silver Tongue

Sep 14

saku0taku:

2016: Killer clowns lurking in the forest, with people forming clown hunting parties.

2017: “Give your pet clown only the finest of seltzer so it can have a luscious, healthy coat.”

i can’t believe we domesticated clowns in less than a year.

(Source: punbeam, via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

bustedand2:
“goodbye shitface
”

bustedand2:

goodbye shitface

(via chefpyro)

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Sep 13

silvercistern:

so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. 

hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about reblogging literally anything from anyone i don’t talk to on a regular basis.

so to save others from the same paranoia, i’m gonna say that if you like every single post on my goddamn blog it is okay. i might be kind of concerned about your level of time management, going through 23,000 posts, but it wouldn’t bother me. 

(via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

spaghettijoe:

writing-prompt-s:

You pick up a small device. On it’s small screen it simply says “one skill point remaining” and a list of 8 attributes. You click on Strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little. The screen now says “Level up to gain more skill points”

*jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racquet swinging at rats with wild abandon*

(via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

homestuckartists:
“ Here’s the Hiveswap drawpile for the homestuck artists discord server! This was a special drawpile that included Joey, Jude, Dammek, Xefros, and Trizza in a celebration of the release of Hiveswap! Thanks to everyone who...

homestuckartists:

Here’s the Hiveswap drawpile for the homestuck artists discord server! This was a special drawpile that included Joey, Jude, Dammek, Xefros, and Trizza in a celebration of the release of Hiveswap! Thanks to everyone who participated!! Credits to the artists will be under the cut!

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gearholder:
“ solaceon:
“Reblog for Pepsi printer ink
” ”

gearholder:

solaceon:

Reblog for Pepsi printer ink

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(via gearholder)

pearswhy:

sex line operator: oh yeah baby, i’m taking off my cloths. my clothe is coming off.
me: hmm.. ok…
sex line operator: yeah baby youre so hard, i can tell youre getting turned on
me: i never said that. youre godmodding. im hanging up

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

ishinomori:
“ themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:
“ bevvie-marsh:
“Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter
”
IT was amazing
James Charles is just mad that he didn’t get cast as Pennywise
”
extra extra read all about it james charles owned by a...

ishinomori:

themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:

bevvie-marsh:

Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter

IT was amazing

James Charles is just mad that he didn’t get cast as Pennywise 

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extra extra read all about it james charles owned by a child so fucking hard he has to counter it with the literal apocalypse 

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Holy shit james charles got obliterated. 

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

scotchtapeofficial:

birdfacts:

Fun fact: baby clowns hatch from a large egg case, with up to ten clowns developing inside of a single egg. When they are ready to hatch, one of the clowns breaks open the egg case, and they emerge in procession. First-time observers are often shocked at how many clowns can fit into a single egg case.

a rare look inside the nest of a rather healthy, large clown colony in the wild 

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