Silver Tongue

Sep 13

• stranger: (crouches down to pat my clown) wow what breed are they?
• me: 1930s traveling hobo crossed with a 1980s washed up carnie - we think there might be some french mime in there on the hobo side
• clown: (honks a B-flat)

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l0vegl0wsinthedark:

dracogotgame:

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…

*gestures at everything*

Finally, an explanation.

(Source: 1st-1, via rosexknight)

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futureblackpolitician:

bulletballismylife:

This must be my favorite meme of 2017. Or ever.

I’m at work and I’m SCREAMINGGGG

(Source: postjerome, via afallenwolf)

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earthdad:

0dmg:

i was googling stuff for my chem hw and itachi was there

he is there to help you

(Source: 0dmg-archive, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

Anonymous asked: draw a comic about homestuck?

iguanamouth:

shit. sh  i t