Silver Tongue

May 23

dinglepoopyfart:

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foreverial:

foreverial:

foreverial:

i have never been more instantly influenced by media than when i was a kid in middle school or maybe freshman of hs and witnessed that scene in adventure time where finn eats a sandwich and drinks a whole glass of milk or orange juice i forget which and immediately takes a nap on the couch while smiling. i remember pausing the tv, going to the kitchen, fixing myself up with that exact setup and then falling asleep. completely drone-like in its execution. i’ve never been hypnotized like that by anything before or since

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STOP TAGGING THIS AS SELF CARE I DIDNT BRUSH MY TEETH BEFORE TAKING A NAP

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madamrabbit asked:

I gotta ask who's the elder twin

xxtc-96xx:

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yeah it turns out, again, exactly how you’d expect XD

May 22

thetriathlegacy:

I’m curious about all my gaming followers: first Pokémon game, first Zelda game, and first Mario game in the tags?

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themysteriousmurasamecastle:

memorycycle:

weirdolesbo:

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holy fucking crap. Look at this image

this is breaking my heart please stop!stop!!!

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inthefallofasparrow:

transgirl-link:

transgirl-link:

Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe

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negativebills:

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i have this

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rottenbutrecovering:

Garfield without garfield comics are an absolute treasure trove for mentally ill moods just LOOK

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thatneoncrisis:

i will literally never forgive that fucking comic for saying rustbloods live 12 sweeps

legitimate lifespan judging by beforus society being far safer and still having it be 12 sweeps.