What execs seem to think when we say “more adult cartoons”:
What we actually mean when we say “more adult cartoons”:
Truth
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Gunslinger Gnome: “I smell the air.”
DM(Without missing a beat or looking up from his notes): “The air sniffs back.”
Gunslinger Gnome: “This was a mistake.”
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The phrase “I’ve been doing ____ since you were in diapers” means nothing when talking with a diaper fetishist. They’ve probably worn them pretty recently.
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the-bees-patello-femoral-joints:
Scientist 1 is Hermann and Scientists 2, 3 and 4 are all simultaneously Newt
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being in a fandom comprised of 12 people and a bag of corn chips is great because whenever anyone posts anything all 11 of your pals are like
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soih:
HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits
Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39
HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks
company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is
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did gavin wake up 2 minutes before the interview
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He’s Fixed.
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