Silver Tongue

Apr 27

girls-to-avoid:
helthehatter:
girls-to-avoid:
everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter
Moon pie is so nice and responsible
He’s a very good boy
Ohhh my God

(via irailleth-archive)

pjxil:

rby pallet char

(via moonpaw)

Anonymous asked: What's callies favourite band? Muse

banishedquasiroyal-deact:

rogue i swear to fuxking god

>:33€

incorrectlozbotwquotes:

Revali: This Windblight will not be the death of me. I will continue onward.
Link: It’s been nothing BUT the death of you. It’s been EXCLUSIVELY the death of you.

swoletergeist:

swoletergeist:
demi devito
danny lovato

(via newbarrk)

why is youtube chat on for the korea meeting stream

peteseeger:

xtec:
xtec:
moonlandingwasfaked:
thats like have twitch chat on
kim jong un: we have decided to start nuclear disarmament
the chat:
THEY ACTUALLY DECLARED NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT HOLY SHIT

(via gearholder)

banishedquasiroyal:

;3 [commission for @orochislayer of her BABE trollsona. stunning. fantastic. lovely. ethereal.]

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

noichitat:

…what a show-off.

(via elektronx)

scraps-is-busy:

rosexknight:
Writing prompt idea: The electronics in human’s houses have been replaced by transformer-like aliens to covertly monitor the human race. They’ve decided that it’s time for planetary invasion via robotic uprising but the electronics in your house really don’t wanna kill you because you’ve been nice to them and took good care of them and even talked to them all the time and look I know killing all humans is important but do we have to kill ALL humans?
One day you unplug the toaster, killing the leader of their kind. The invasion begins as Throck Grimheat the Microwave takes over as leader and begins the slaughter of humanity.

“Megatoast has fallen. Now I, grimheat, am leader of the apliatrons”

(via scraps-is-busy)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me as Bahamut “I’ve heard your prayers Gargax”
Gargax, the Dragonborn Paladin “But I was praying over a trashcan”
Bahamut “I was in the trashcan”

(via yourplayersaidwhat)