Silver Tongue

Apr 26

My party, after realizing the monster they’ve been fighting is way too strong to beat, but they need to pass through its cave-
Tiefling Monk: I attempt to speak to the creature in Demonic
DM (me): what do you say?
Monk: OH UNHOLY BEAST, PLEASE LET US PASS WE MEAN YOU NO HARM
Me: The creature replies in Common, “WHAT?”
*The entire party proceeds to die of laughter*

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edg3ydaddies:

emysabath:
thorinobsessed:
wombatking:
thorkyrie:
After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”
Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”
Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”
Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War
Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.”

Thor: *nodding* “Right.”

Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight. We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.”

Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along”

Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.”

Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight”

Steve: “So now we’re not friends anymore.”

Thor: “… you lost me.”

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unclefather:

toast-potent:
toast-potent:
toast-potent:
oh FUCJK i just realized something
holdon just give me a fucking second
You’re not allowed to say this and you know it

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the-faerie-circle:

YYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://twitter.com/mishacollins/status/989193501437972481?s=21

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black-intogold:

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

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coonfootproductions:

One visual gag I’ll never get tired of is a character being framed by countless weapons pointed at their face.

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4gifs:

Making Play-Doh worms with a hydraulic press. [video]

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v0idghost:

helonias:
helonias:
where’s that panel of a very sensual and topless clint barton that looked like he was about to fuck venom
don’t worry about it, i actually just found it! i hate it!

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aeonlamb:

tfw you try reblogging some innocent post but turns out you’re blocked by the op whom you don’t recognize at all

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