Silver Tongue

Apr 26

counterpunches:

neato-ft:

I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m pretty sure I made her day lmao

#lord that episode aired 12 years ago

(via thescyfychannel)

fivewrites:

spaced0utcyd:

stonetalus:

gayreinhardt:

i hate anime. midoriya always gets described as plain looking as if thats his most distinguishable attribute. his hair is fucking green

logan they live in a world where kids can have car engines in their legs

Home girl is pink with horns and spits acid

Boyo has a bird for a head and that’s not even his superpower.

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chadvenom:

chadvenom:

chadvenom:

Slskdjdjdnsnsn Hannibal Burress is acknowledging the “Who killed ______” meme

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ stelmarias:
“ #Matt knows how to maximize his productivity
”
He’s set himself a reasonable and realistic goal”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

stelmarias:

#Matt knows how to maximize his productivity

He’s set himself a reasonable and realistic goal

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onion-souls:

cpt-langosta:

onion-souls:

snarcadegannon:

squirtlesquad-rebellion:

perkachow:

remmoran-kynvahl:

mamasam:

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon <3

Moon: YEET

The moon threw it away yay moon

the moon was having none  of it

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Originally posted by giantmonster

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true

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minervafloofderg:
“ that-damn-fourth-chaos-emerald:
“This is the best joke in the entire Sonic series
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on the other side of the coin
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minervafloofderg:

that-damn-fourth-chaos-emerald:

This is the best joke in the entire Sonic series

on the other side of the coin

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theweirdwideweb:

Me: Can’t wait to watch this comedian I loved as a kid!!!
Comedian: sexism sexism sexism homophoooobia sexism amirite?
Me: 

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portentsofwoe:
“ gaymaul:
“ hotbully:
“ 1612th:
“ strictlygamee:
“ Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts
”
I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day
”
The gang infiltrates the nba.
”
dear god charlie is 5′7″ and this man is 6′10″. this...

portentsofwoe:

gaymaul:

hotbully:

1612th:

strictlygamee:

Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

The gang infiltrates the nba.

dear god charlie is 5′7″ and this man is 6′10″. this is uncomfortably stretched out charlie, and i am straight up TERRIFIED by that concept

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