Silver Tongue

Sep 06

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oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

Anonymous asked:

You don’t actually believe lead can be turned to gold, right?

xerohourcheese:
screensavorstudios:
Hold up, you didn’t highlight that last part? The part about how Soviets ACCIDENTALLY Turned lead shielding into gold with an experimental nuclear reactor???
eleveninch-conrad:
normal-horoscopes:
SEE HERES THE THING
IT CAN
ALCHEMISTS HAVE HADRON COLLIDERS NOW
It has happened Anon
There is a ‘however’, however.
Due to the processes used, the resultant Gold is usually highly radioactive.
Or, if you prefer to use a more, arcane, vernacular, Cursed!
YOURE JUST JEALOUS OF MY MICRON THIN LAYER OF FRESHLY TRANSMUTED GOLD

i have transmuted this lead into gold but beware, its highly cursed and anyone who holds it too long falls ill!

meebles:

lmao harrison ford was very open about his dislike for star wars and no one batted an eye, but now that john boyega’s contract has ended and he’s allowed to speak his mind, people are calling him “unprofessional” just because y’all don’t necessarily agree with his opinions?? y’all love to laugh about how much robert pattinson hates twilight but now when a black man jokes and talks about his own issues he had with a project he’s been a part of for years (after dealing with direct racism from fans, his character and story line getting shafted, etc) it’s suddenly an issue?? hmmmm………

(via starlightshore)

thundergrace: