Silver Tongue

Sep 07

supermah:

supermah:

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

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and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

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why do villains always mess up so badly

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garbage-empress:

ghostcrows:

today on the radio they were talking about how clowns cant get jobs lately bc of the new IT movie resurfacing peoples fear of clowns and the dude was like “the clown economy is in shambles” and thats really not a sentence i ever wanna hear anywhere but this awful website

millenials are killing the clown industry

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kyraneko:

peppernine:

The next time I see one of those “millenials will be photographing the end of the world” posts I’m gonna scream because let me tell you, I just went through a natural disaster and Snapchat literally saved people’s lives. Thanks to snapchat I knew exactly what roads were flooded, what stores were open, what my HOUSE looked like (since I wasn’t there), and which shelters I could go to. People were snapping/tweeting asking to be rescued and THEY WERE. I didn’t get my news from the tv, I saw it in real time on social media and I will never not be grateful for that.

Millennials will survive the end of the world because we photographed it.

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“ lesbianrey:
“new movie idea where a linguist comes to adobe HQ and teaches them how human language functions
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If you don’t follow these rules Mike Adobe uses Adobe © Photoshop © to uncreate you
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you: Adobe © Photoshop ©
me, crying...

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cmder:

lesbianrey:

new movie idea where a linguist comes to adobe HQ and teaches them how human language functions

If you don’t follow these rules Mike Adobe uses Adobe © Photoshop ©  to uncreate you

you: Adobe © Photoshop ©

me, crying uncontrollably: How did you say that with your mouth

let me just photoshop some stuff because PS’s new features are rad. I love ‘shoppin shit. its my hobby.

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torokoqueen:
“My reaction whenever I play these soul-crushing games
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torokoqueen:

My reaction whenever I play these soul-crushing games

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ryuud3us:
“tz + crocodiles
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ryuud3us:

tz + crocodiles

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opseudoescritor:
“ Dragons by ventrallhound
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opseudoescritor:

Dragons by ventrallhound

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(some of) the best mcelroy things

americanbeautiies:

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