Silver Tongue

Apr 20

dwinkus:
“ newturkdad:
“ buzzthebee:
“I wonder if this water tank is filled with milk…
”
It’s not.
”
it’s called a water tank buzz
”

dwinkus:

newturkdad:

buzzthebee:

I wonder if this water tank is filled with milk…    

It’s not.

it’s called a water tank buzz

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

malfvoys:

malfvoys:

tbh 95% of my existence on this earth involves me accidentally running into things in my house and saying “ouch” in the most deadpan voice possible

my mom: “you’re like a roomba except you don’t clean”

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

Anonymous asked: Are any of your ocs members of the ICP?

uncle-fucky:

image

Molly loves clowns of all kinds, but stinky old Bamboozle Bean won’t let her go womp womp

bigawkwardmess:
“this was submitted to me unprompted i’m pretty sure i really don’t know whats happening, but this meme is correct.
”

bigawkwardmess:

this was submitted to me unprompted i’m pretty sure i really don’t know whats happening, but this meme is correct.

(via thatsthat24)

scotchtapeofficial:

god-from-the-bible:

vinylfem:

videofunnyhorse:

It’s weed day

Please remember to stay hydrated on this day of weed.

Drink water regularly or I will hurt you. Please drink water.

drink weed

Drink fucking water or die.


You need to stay hydrated

4/20 pro-tip: got a little cotton mouth, but too stoned to move? take a little sip of that bong woder

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

[video]

hippie-with-a-gun:
“Haha 😂
”

hippie-with-a-gun:

Haha 😂

(via the-steve-vrc)

[video]

terezipyroope:

I present you with the only 4/20 joke I’ll be making today

image

image

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

moonlandingwasfaked:
“ don’t make me say it again
”

moonlandingwasfaked:

don’t make me say it again

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)