Silver Tongue

Apr 20

w0wls:

salty-blue-mage:

paper-storm:

paper-storm:

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Some of my favourite responses to this monumentally stupid headline:

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Bonus because this one made me laugh actually out loud

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The youngest millennials are in their twenties like… We’ve had jobs for years. Dumbass old people.

News:boomers try to take the earth down with them so no one can enjoy it besides them

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yourplayersaidwhat:

My players have been tasked by a minor noble to find his daughter, who went missing. In my setting, an explosion of magic a few years ago caused people to take on physiological traits of various animals (darkvision, better smell, hollow bones, stuff like that). This noble is from the city Altairia, home to an elven-like culture of bird-like people.

Noble: Please, find my daughter. She’s all I have left…I couldn’t bear to lose her too.

Rogue: Oh? What happened to your wife?

Noble: She passed away when Lilya was but a child - an illness. I miss her dearly.

Fighter (under his breath): Was it…the bird flu?

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southpauz:

southpauz:

southpauz:

Who wants to see the most cursed fanart I have ever drawn

Remember that you asked for this

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Hey c’mon guys I drew that way back in 2013 gimme a break

I can do much better now

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logarto:

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yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:
“ celticpyro:
“ spitonbones:
“welcome to my treasure trove
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You know, for as dumb as a film about how reading books besides The Bible was evil was, you have to admit an eldritch humanoid slug who mutated by absorbing the...

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

celticpyro:

spitonbones:

welcome to my treasure trove

You know, for as dumb as a film about how reading books besides The Bible was evil was, you have to admit an eldritch humanoid slug who mutated by absorbing the knowledge of forbidden books is a pretty sick concept.

“the yeast of thoughts and minds” is a fucking metal title too

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rollingrabbit:
“Testing out my new cintiq with a pikapiiiii
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rollingrabbit:

Testing out my new cintiq with a pikapiiiii

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askdrpig:

askdrpig:

today we transform this blog into the horny fuckzone it shouldve been

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