Marie Kondo: don’t hold onto books if you don’t enjoy them
Book nerds on Twitter: this is an attack on me personally actually
I love book nerd vs. Marie Kondo crap because she thinks that it’s silly to just keep books because you want to impress hypothetical people who might possible come into your house and notice what a smart person you are to own smart person books that you didn’t even like.. And there are people who are forced to confront how much that is their entire personality.
actually I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, weather and landscape wise, Scotland and Ohio are weirdly similar and if you could somehow walk out of a field or pasture or small town in one and into the other you’d be hard-pressed to notice for some time.
If you walk through a fairy ring you are unceremoniously dumped in a field in Ohio for your disrespect
this is true.
I nominate Scotland and Ohio to become the faerie capitals of the world, and to establish teleportation betwixt the two with the aforementioned faerie rings
they opened a brewdogs in ohio that’s already the portal
if you get day drunk in the brewdogs in ohio and go to the bathroom alone when you come back out ur in Stirling
