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ramune is just soda with a knot
fuck this post and fuck u
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thats the best compliment ive ever seen given to a horse
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How to Survive an Atomic Bomb, 1950
this government-promoted book suggested that men wear wide brimmed hats to protect against the heat flash when the bomb exploded.
they mocked my fedora. but who will be laughing after the bombs drop
*tips fedora at explosion* m'egaton
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of you will understand this.
Some people appreciate these jokes, some don’t, and the division is clear.
It started with one shitty math pun and now there a shit ton. They’re multiplying
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say it with me
- liking a character ≠ condoning their actions
- understanding a character ≠ condoning their actions
- relating to a character ≠ condoning their actions
never assume that only because someone likes/understands/relates to a character that they see this character as “perfect” and don’t recognise their flaws
the fact that there was ever a need to say this is depressing, but in the current state of affairs I’m glad that it’s being said
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THE DAY THE WATER TURNED TO BLOOD // a short story about a town where all the water turned into blood
You can also read my stories on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram
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HEY YO just making sure people knew this was a thing! The kickass Blackwatch Pilot’s name is Fio! Source
Bonus:
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