Joey: “so what exactly ARE all of these doing here?”
Xefros: “all of the whats?”
Joey: “the rifles, numbnuts! why does your friend have so many?”
Joey: “i mean, my pa has a lot of rifles sitting around but not in a dangerous pile like that!”
Xefros: “oh, well, they serve two purposes.”
Xefros: “one is that we need them when we raise a small militia to Xeed the strength of the planetary government and rebel against the heiress.”
Joey: “those are some damn lofty goals.”
Joey: “and…xeed? what?”
Joey: “…oh, you meen exceed. why do you type it like that?”
Xefros: “it’s a typing quirk you idiot! everyone adds a little something to make their chat voice more Xtra special.”
Joey: “okay, well that’s dumb and stupid.”
Xefros: “you’re dumb and stupid!”
Joey: “that comeback was really dumb and stupid, but not as dumb and stupid as you are, since you are extremely DUMB and STUPID!”
Xefros: “daaaaamn…ya got me with that one. i was thoroughly owned. XESSIVELY owned, even.”
Joey: “…anyways what is the second thing you use those guns for?”
Xefros: “me and dammek also get in the pile and have a feelings jam.”
Joey: “is that some kind of weird troll fluid?”
Xefros: “no!!!”
straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
