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so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?
okay so
i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can
chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well
so, here’s what i’m thinking:
zombie apocalypse?
all-denim outfit.
the anti-zombie juniform
even in a zombie apocalypse you’re not catching me wearing a double denim
The true apocalypse would be those fashion choices.
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That poor shark looks like he has a loose canine
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people who joined tumblr after 2014 are lucky because they didn’t have to see posts about alex from target
(Source: punkphobe, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
Sometimes on the subway we time travel.
It’s the question mark that makes it exquisite. The future is not an exact science.
Look we’re not exactly sure what day it is yet- but fuck if it isn’t a Monday
well it would either be the 1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd or 29th
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Whatever, man, solar eclipses aren’t nearly as cool as lunar eclipses. A lunar eclipse is at NIGHT and the MOON turns BLOOD RED and you don’t need dumb glasses to watch it. It’s goth as hell. Fuck the sun.
lunar eclipse stops waterbending
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lesbians: No thanks. I don’t like men, actually.
men:
Oh yes, because it’s totally not like some men are able to distinguish the difference between a straight and a lesbian
No, apparently all men are apparently mindless creatures who crave women and do not know how women function.Lesbian: *makes a joking post about straight men*
Straight Men:
