people just sitting there like vultures waiting for the mcelroys to fuck up even the slightest bit so they can laugh and prove how smart and amazing they are, are honest to god extremely pathetic
To anyone wondering, 800+ cases is way too much. Imagine a checklist of 800 things, and checking the conditions of each thing in the list at a minimum of 30 times per second.
the specific word people use to refer to fairies is such a good indicator of how weird they are
Yeah, ‘cause some people* know better than to call the Folk by that name.
You wanna vanish one day, bub? Just disappear? Wake up, it’s 2037, we elected a potted plant president?
there is a brownie who comes by my little home every evening to empty out my garbage-bags in exchange for a packet of Annie’s fruit snacks and a cup of warm water… i asked him what he thought of it and he said it was O.K….
anything else?
You’re the kind of person who climbs trees during lightning storms shouting “Thor and Zeus have small dongers!” aren’t you?
you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things
