Silver Tongue

Apr 17

jagoandlitefoot:

wetfruit:

I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn. Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.

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weeniebagel:

greed-the-dorkalicious:

Do you ever think about the fact that Ed’s entire life goal almost hinged on whether or not he’d be able to pass the state alchemist test, and yet when he actually got to the test he decided to demonstratively try to assassinate the president

Ed Edd n Eddy wasnt this complicated yall

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ryyde:

i HaTE myseLf SO MUch. i CliCkeD An UNdEScRiptiVElY NAmED scRIpt FilE tHAt i MAde In 2011 WitHoUT tHiNkING Of THe PotENtIaL ConSequeNceS aND GUeSS WHaT it DoES? guEsS WhaT iT fuCkInG does. I BEt YoU Can’t GUesS

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mckitterick:

oomileena-chanoo:

itsaarnie:

platonic-suggestion:

xenegg:

elementalsword:

critical-perspective:

juneleesrikok:

platonic-suggestion:

Can we just… normalize teens loving their parents? Like obviously you’re not obligated to if your parents are shitty, but damn, I love my mom. She’s there for me all the time and sure we have rough patches but honestly she’s the greatest. Like. We need teens to know that they don’t have to hate their parents just cause.

It must be nice to come from a nonabusive family. One that doesn’t traumatized every emotional interaction to the point where you drive away any sign of love as a form of manipulation because that’s all that you were raised with. 🤷‍♀️

It is.

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Reading Comprehension  

but loving ur parents is already normalized and its the kids w/ abusive parents that actually have to deal with misunderstandings and ignorance from others regarding this topic.

Hey there, I’m talking about the trope where it’s seen as super uncool to like your parents that was literally pushed on teens through the media since the culture shift in the early 60s. The post has nothing to do with abusive parents. I was abused as a kid and honestly if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse this has been a psa

“if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse”

Teen with abusive parents: I hate my parents

Teen influenced by society: Me too mine are the worst

The takeaway for teen 1: This is normal and it’s supposed to be this way

The takeaway for teen 2: My friend’s parents are like mine

The takeaway for any adult listening: All kids who complain about their parents are just being rebellious

this is important

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john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:

black–twitter:

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grimeclown:

watchgirl5:

thebiologyofpurpose:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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What Was The Image

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

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motomenorahkent:

trisshawkeye:

shattered-earth:

maxeth:

steel-kun:

dream-cassette:

steel-kun:

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings
“mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks
IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

evidence 1:

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This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

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do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

Paul Bunyan

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the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:
“ pettankochan:
“ eruhamster:
“ lllness:
“ and example for the latest discourse:
anime girls are “uncomfortably young” now
”
This kind of shit pisses me off as a 22 year old who gets regularly mistaken for a child. Cute,...

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

pettankochan:

eruhamster:

lllness:

and example for the latest discourse:

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anime girls are “uncomfortably young” now

This kind of shit pisses me off as a 22 year old who gets regularly mistaken for a child. Cute, chubby faces don’t mean pedophilia.

IF AS SOON AS YOU TURN 18 YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE FREIGHT TRAIN OF OLD AGE WITH AT LEAST 100 FINE LINES AND WRINKLES TO SHOW FOR IT, TURN YOURSELF IN CRIMINAL SCUM. YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS A DANGER TO SOCIETY.

actual problems: child beauty pageants in the West and the Catholic Church

not a problem: artists making a living with an anime art style

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