Silver Tongue

May 19

powerburial:

sexhaver:

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

they do this over in philly

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May 18

i-restuff:

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alternate universe where these two are besties

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wilwheaton:
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wilwheaton:

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huffylemon:

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seerofmike:

the stardew valley modding community is having a little war over grandpa’s bed

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fucktheflagandfuckyou:

officiallordvetinari:

antifrance:

altospaceangel:

dyketrickfoot:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

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its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history

for those who dont really understand:

-the first baseman had no reason to chase Baéz, if he just stepped on the bag he was automatically out

-theres two outs, so if hes out, the inning is over. even if the runner on second base gets home, the run doesnt count. its not until hes safe at first that the run scores

-theres no specific rule in baseball about running backwards from first, just that you “cannot retreat to home base” meaning so long as if you dont touch the plate, its fine

-Baéz ran backwards to kill enough to get the run to score, and then stole and extra base on the base on the bad throw

-HE TOOK THE TIME TO UMPIRE HIS OWN PLAY AND CALL SAFE

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what a fucking sport yall

@fractaldunes

Javier Baéz’s nickname according to those announcers is El Mago which is spanish for The Wizard

Well earned

love how the explanations do not help at all

Let me see if I can break this down a little more.

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Javier Báez (the batter, a Chicago Cub, wearing blue) has just hit the ball. His job is now to run around the bases - 1st, 2nd, 3rd, back to where he started (“home”), at which point he will have scored a point. In practice, he will probably stop partway, wait for the next batter to get a hit, and try to make it home from there.

The Pittsburgh Pirates (in white) are fielding. Their job is to stop the Cubs from scoring by getting them out, by various combinations of catching the ball and tagging people or bases with it.

The scoreboard (top left) shows that one Cub has already made it to second base, so he will resume running now that Javy has a hit. It also shows that two Cubs are out. If a third Cub gets out, their turn to bat will be over, it will be the Pirates’ turn to bat, and the Cubs can’t score anymore (for now, but that’s not relevant).

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The Pirate at first base (the first baseman) has the ball. All he needs to do is step on first base while holding it before Javy gets there, and Javy is out. This is probably the number one most common thing a first baseman has to do.

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He does not do it.

For some reason he starts chasing Javy, presumably trying to tag him with the ball directly. This is a perfectly legitimate way of getting him out, but also completely unnecessary.

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This has never happened to Javy before. Unsure what else to do, he just kind of… jogs backwards away from him.

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Meanwhile, the Cub who was at second base (Contreras) has made it all the way back to home. Because the Pirates’ first baseman has helpfully walked the ball back home, he can easily toss it to the Pirate at home (the catcher) who will tag Contreras out.

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The catcher doesn’t tag him in time.

The umpire signals that Contreras is safe (not out).

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Javy also signals that Contreras is safe, just for fun. He’s never been nearby when a teammate makes it home before, and he’s enjoying himself.

Notice that the score has not changed, even though Contreras made it home. That’s because Javy is still technically running to first base. If he gets out before he reaches it, the Cubs’ turn to bat is over, and nothing else that’s happened since he hit the ball matters.

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Javy remembers this, and heads back to first base. The catcher throws the ball to another Pirates fielder, who is frantically running to do the first baseman’s job.

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He doesn’t catch it.

Javy is safe at first. Contreras scores (although the scoreboard won’t change for a second).

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Javy notices how far away that ball landed, and decides he can make it to second base before anyone picks it up and tags him out.

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An offscreen Pirate throws the ball to second base, where another Pirate is ready and waiting to catch it, tag Javy out, and end the Cubs’ turn to bat.

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He doesn’t catch it.

Javy is safe at second. The video doesn’t show it, but he will go on to score as well.

This should have been a very easy out for the Pirates, but through two dropped catches and one truly bizarre decision from the first baseman, they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and turned it into two points for the Cubs.

The Cubs won this game by two points.

HAPPY OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL 2022 YALL. LETS PRAY FOR MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT

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itsapmseymour:

shinydarkai2000:

itsapmseymour:

That weird cartoon trope where the longer the show is running, the higher pitched the character voices get.

Okay, I am sitting here just trying to think of an example of what you mean, and I have fucking nothing!

Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy and Cosmo Get Higher

Futurama, Amy and Zoidberg get higher

Family Guy, Peter and Lois gets higher

double dee from ed edd n eddy

xxtc-96xx:

paradoxiusblack:

After way too long I finally finished this fan creation I’ve been working on.

All characters are @xxtc-96xx’s

Introducing:

A Generic Day with Pigment

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Hope you like it!

Coping with a ghost baby XD

nbsilvally:

Tumblr Litmus Test

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A test if you recognize this image based if you were on tumblr at the time

its so strange seeing the original without a dozen superwholock characters running as well

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