Silver Tongue

Sep 02

professor-cinnamon-roll:
“my contribution to tonight’s episode.
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professor-cinnamon-roll:

my contribution to tonight’s episode.

(via bloodsbane)

monstrousdoctor:

ofools:

Whos the blacksmith out there moulding titty armour to every strong female character more accurately than the bra fitter at Victorias Secret

People in the comments on this saying that they can’t get a bra that fits at VS: they probs can’t fit you correctly because US sizes are garbage. If you have the $$$, measure yourself (there’s a Reddit called abrathatfits that has a guide) and then order from the U.K., who has way more standardized bra sizes, that go above DD.

I’m a 38FF which is just… not a size that exists in the US. If you’re having a lot of back strain, chances are your band size is too big and your cup size is too small. The US prioritizes keeping every girl a DD or lower, (because I guess big boobs are scary and bad) so they will move you to a bigger band size even though you don’t need it because they can’t give you the correct cup size.

Sorry for reblogging bra advice on a porn blog but I wish I had known this years sooner than I did.

(via monstrousdoctor)

mikuappend:
“ “ he fucked a stick
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“ he didnt just fuck the stick once though theres 2 kids here he fucked the stick twice theres no way of telling how many times hes fucked this stick
” ”

mikuappend:

he fucked a stick

he didnt just fuck the stick once though theres 2 kids here he fucked the stick twice theres no way of telling how many times hes fucked this stick

(via deep-sea-prince)

spacegladiatorlesbian:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-real-seebs:

So, Chris Hemsworth is in Ghostbusters, and Thor wasn’t in Civil War.

The character played by Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters:

  • Is abnormally handsome.
  • Does not know how telephones work.
  • Also doesn’t know how saxophones work, or what doctors do.
  • Seeks to spend time hanging around with human female scientists.
  • Doesn’t actually need glasses.
  • Never ends up actually injured by anything that happens.

I’m just sayin’, man.

Kevin’s superhuman abilities weren’t a result of being posessed by a human ghost, it was the result of a ghost taking control of an Asgardian O.O

HEADCANON: Someone showed Thor the Christopher Reeve Superman movies and he decided he needed a secret identity. Kevin is the result.

(via deep-sea-prince)

(Source: basedheisenberg, via arosu-sama)

[video]

caitercates:
“Mercy has gone through more character development than any other Overwatch hero.
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caitercates:

Mercy has gone through more character development than any other Overwatch hero.

(via afallenwolf)

[video]

What does it mean to be a billionaire?

leftist-daily-reminders:

thelastmemeera:

So there’s been a lot of discussion floating around regarding billionaires and society, and I’ve noticed that most people have no idea what a billion dollars is for practical purposes - people tend to think of it as a vague, nebulous concept of “a lot of money” rather than something concrete you can wrap your head around. This is understandable, considering 1) a billion of anything is really hard to visualize and 2) the average person has no real reference point for an amount of money that large. So I’m going to try to break it down for everyone:

Okay, so imagine you have a billion dollars. What can you actually buy with that?

This is a mega mansion that will have an Imax cinema, a bowling alley, and a spa when it’s fully complete. It costs around 4.6 million dollars.

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Now let’s buy one of these in every country in Europe - that’s 50 mansions you now own. So how are you going to travel between all your many homes?

This is a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport, the fastest street-legal car in the world. It has a maximum speed of a face-melting 254 mph and can go from 0 to 60 mph in 2.5 seconds. It costs around 2.5 million dollars.

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Let’s buy a dozen of them - you know, in case you total a few of them racing around the highway. But maybe a sports car is still to slow for you:

This is an Embraer Lineage 1000. It’s private jet that can seat up to 19 passengers, and we’re going to buy it for 53 million dollars.

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How about a boat? The Tatoosh is a 303 ft private yacht, meaning it’s longer than a football field. We’ll take it for 369 million dollars.

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Do you like art? Just for fun let’s buy Monet’s most expensive painting ($90 million) Van Gogh’s most expensive painting ($151 million), and this monstrosity, which is made with 8,601 diamonds and costs 65 million dollars.

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Now that we’ve gone on our ludicrous and absurdly wasteful shopping spree, how much money do we have leftover? About 12 million dollars, which is almost an order of magnitude more than the average American with a bachelors degree or higher earns in a lifetime ($1.8 million). So if you for whatever reason decided to buy the 50 houses, 12 sports cars, plane, yacht, art pieces etc. and immediately set them all on fire, you would still have enough cash leftover so you never would have to work again if you so chose. This is what it means to be a billionaire.

But we’re not done yet.

The richest person in the world is Bill Gates, with a net worth of 86 billion dollars. If he liquidated his assets, what could he buy?

Well, for starters, the Burj Khalifa - the tallest man-made structure in the world at 2,722 feet tall, costing around 1.5 billion dollars.

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The Large Hadron Collider, the world’s biggest and most advanced particle accelerator for 9 billion dollars.

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The Hubble Space Telescope for 10 billion dollars (including 20 years of operating costs).

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The Three Gorges Dam, the largest power station in the world, more than a mile wide.

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And to top it all off, a fleet of five Nimitz-class aircraft carriers, the largest military vessels ever built for around 8.9 billion dollars each. If you look at the picture very closely you can see the people standing on it for reference.

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If Bill Gates bought all of this, he would still have around 2.3 billion dollars leftover. That’s enough to go on the billionaire shopping spree I described above twice over (so 100 mansions, 24 sports cars etc.) and still have hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank when it’s all said and done.

But we’re not done yet.

Currently, it’s estimated that there are 2,043 billionaires alive today, with a combined net worth of around 7.67 trillion dollars.

This is Russia, the largest country in the world, extending more than six and a half million square miles, with a population of more than 144 million people. The United Kingdom could fit inside Russia 70 times.

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In 2016 Russia’s gross domestic product was about 1.28 trillion dollars. This means that if the two thousand and some odd richest people in the world - less than half of 0.1% of 0.1% of the Earth’s population - liquidated and pooled their assets together, they could buy every single product and service made in Russia for almost 6 years.

So yeah, make of that what you will.

Let this sink in next time someone tells you capitalism allocates wealth according to contribution. It’s empty ideology meant to shield billionaires from a revolutionary redistribution of wealth and power.

Down with capitalism

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nonon-jakuzure:

nonon-jakuzure:

michuno:

nonon-jakuzure:

distructivenick:

nonon-jakuzure:

Yellow Gatorade > Blue Gatorade 

End of fucking discussion 

what about orange gatorade?

You leave him out of this. There’s been enough bloodshed

Orange gatorade>blue gatorade>red gatorade>>>>>>>>>> yellow gatorade (aka shitty lemonade)

Hey how about you eat   a whole ass 

A entire ass, whole

Blue>orange>yellow>red>cherry

(Source: pukicho, via gearholder)