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Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this
Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it
Push your characters to the limit without actually killing them off.
I tried to fuckin read this but I can’t bothered converting everything to measurements that make sense
Body heat : 41.6° C
cold water: 4° C
Hot air: 148.8° C
High altitude: 4572m
Diving deep: 85.6m
You are a saint
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i spent way too much time on this
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concept: anakin sitting in the council room bouncing baby luke on his knees as he adamantly denies having children or attachments
And denies the Council permission to induct Luke and Leia Skywalker (no relation) into the crèche.
Leia runs up to him yelling, “Daddy! Look at this picture I drew of you and me and Mommy!”
He praises her artwork and tells her they will put it on the fridge at home, then turns to Mace and says, “I have no idea who this child is.”
all the comments on this post are the best out of any I’ve ever gotten but Anakin looking Mace dead in the eye and saying “I had no idea who this child is” might honestly be the best addition of them all
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oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
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terezi is so fucking raw all the time all the time. lest we forget she once said “1F W3 3V3R M33T 1M GO1NG TO CUT YOUR THRO4T 4ND L1ST3N TO YOU BL33D WH1L3 1 SM3LL YOU D13” at the tender age of 13. love that bitch
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