Silver Tongue

Sep 01

deer: *walking around a cemetery*
someone: an old god…. a spirit…. someone’s reincarnation…
deer [thinking]: how do i get out of here with these fences all over the place

(Source: fartgallery, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

Anonymous asked: Taako invited me down to his cellar to taste some amontillado, but when we got down here he bricked up a wall and trapped me

southbeachtacos:

taako and lup had a really intense goth phase and they always tried to one up each other in their gothness and like a century later when Lup starts an undead relationship with her necromancer bf she’s like ha bitch i win.
and then taako starts dating the grim reaper and lup is so pissed it’s the only thing she can think about when she gets out of the umbrella and he’s like pumpkin you thought

(via bloodsbane)

Wrong way to differentiate between Taako and Lup: one is feminine and one is masculine
Right way to differentiate them: Lup is 1000% more punk rock than Taako

weavemama:

Employers threaten their workers with being fired if they don’t come to work despite deadly weather conditions. It’s sickening and not inspirational.

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

rthko:

meloromantics:
great take, ann!
when will aryann coulter die

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

normanbates:

white man: i’m fascinated with history espe–
me: military history
white man: actually yes a–
me: world war two
white man: uh yea–
me: nazis

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

scotchtapeofficial:

paper-mario-wiki:
“passport” is an okay name but it would make more sense if it was called a “port pass”
i think an even better name would be ‘pissport’. you know, like

kramergate:

creator: in order to establish that this main character isn’t a good person and should not be looked up to I am going to show them doing blatantly rude and selfish things that are hard to defend
viewers: whoa! it’s cool to be rude and selfish now!! this show said so!!!

(Source: beetledrink, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)