DM: Okay so you enter the dragon’s cave. All around you is gold and various treasures. There is a large blue dragon sleeping beside what appears to be her egg.
Barbarian: I WANNA PUNCH THE EGG AND STEAL THE LOOT!
*rolls a nat 1 to punch the egg*
DM: Okay so the sight of the dragon temporarily confuses you, and you punch the pile of gold before grabbing the dragon egg and hauling ass.
Barbarian: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!
Party: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!
DM: The Dragon wakes up and notices her egg is gone and…
Barbarian: SEDUCTION ROLL!
*rolls a nat 20*
Party: *pounding our fists on the table* FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON!
It’s TAZ day ayyy - Lunar Interlude V this time!! I know it’s not an *arc* as such but it’s still one of my favourites…. and I just really wanted to draw Fisher lmao
[Here There Be Gerblins: x] [Murder on the Rockport Limited:x] [Petals to the Metal:x]
[The Crystal Kingdom:x] [The Eleventh Hour:x]
[The Suffering Game:x]
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“ It’s TAZ day ayyy - Lunar Interlude V this time!! I know it’s not an *arc* as such but it’s still one of my favourites…. and I just really wanted to draw Fisher lmao
[Here There Be Gerblins: x]
[Murder on the Rockport Limited:...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/70270d5603856d51daba6f380675b02d/tumblr_otrjebsNv11w7l1mao1_250.gifv)