Silver Tongue

Apr 15

thoodleoo:

13lizardsinatrenchcoat:

thoodleoo:

the real reason pompey and caesar started a civil war against each other is that they were both alexander the great kin and didn’t want doubles

hey? thoodleoo? i love your blog but this is Unacceptable. 

yall can get as mad as you want but that wont stop it from being true

(via deep-sea-prince)

pondwitch:

pondwitch:

worlds tallest vampire

count everest

(via newbarrk)

nonbinarypastels:

with 4/20 coming up here’s a reminder that if y'all support the legalization of marijuana you need to also be supporting decriminalization + the release of everyone in prison right now for marijuana-related charges (some of whom are serving as much as 20+ years) just as hard, if not harder.

if your pro-marijuana activism only supports white people starting weed shops and getting rich off of it while there are people of color and other marginalized people in jail whose lives have been ruined for doing the same thing and people still getting arrested every day for it and you just…don’t give a shit about that, that’s not cool.

(via bloodsbane)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

theory: the rest of the world in the Mad Max universe is totally fine and Australia just did that

one lone wastelander manages to sail to new zealand only to find out everything there’s just like… normal

“how did you all manage to survive?”

“survive?”

“the nuclear war??”

“the what”

(via the-steve-vrc)

(via the-steve-vrc)

secretmelon:

I saw this tweet and here’s my favorite addition from the comments

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

incorrectfmaquotes:

Ed: Come on, sir, the math thing isn’t the problem, night shift is keeping you and Riza apart. You two just need to bone.

Al: [strangled frightened noise]

Roy: What did you say?

Al, whispering: don’t say it again!

Ed: I said you two need to bone

Al: …

Roy:

Roy: how

Roy: dare you, fullmetal alchemist

Roy: i am YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!

[one minute later]

Roy: BONE?

[three minutes later]

Roy: What happens in my bedroom, fullmetal, is NONE. of your. business.

[five minutes later]

Roy: BoOoOoOoNE???

[ten minutes later]

Roy: don’t ever. speak to me like that again.

daily–sollux:

Behind my eyelids are islands of violence

(via moonpaw)

[video]

*watching john mulaney’s salt & pepper diner bit*

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

“lol op made this up for notes”

*goes to a comedy show and yells ‘its true i was the ___’ after every story*

*waits for the applause to die down so everyone can hear me go “and then everybody clapped”*

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)