pardon this garden
I WILL PARDON NOTHING!!
pardon this garden
I WILL PARDON NOTHING!!
(Source: artmageddonunicorn, via chefpyro)
The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee
Hey cid this is a post
I then proceed to smack the clown’s ass, giving off a loud distinct honk that’s only heard when clapping the ass cheek of a clown in heat
It (2017)
it sure is the year 2017
(via demon-space-boi)
then what the fuck is the point
(via chefpyro)
The wild @markiplier atop his noble steed in her dino jacket
(Source: jaysconfused, via markiplier)
ahh, dios los bendiga a todos
(Source: rootbeergoddess, via deep-sea-prince)
please look at my cat’s feet
(via deep-sea-prince)
Me: reblogs cute picture
Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you
Me: reblogs funny post
(via deep-sea-prince)
Deaw Sistew: By the time you wead this, I'ww be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave wiww shoot me, then I'ww shoot Dave, then Ewic wiww entew and get shot by Dave. Then, you'ww come in and get shot by Ewic, Dave, and I muwtipwe times. wove: youw bwothew, Keith. P.S.: Then two cops wiww wead this wettew and shoot each othew
They’re girlfriends
gamer gf and goth gf
(Source: sidras-tak, via dan-mcneely)
