Silver Tongue

Sep 01

grunklesphinx:

lgbtloudhouse:

memeley:

grunklesphinx:

pardon this garden

I WILL PARDON NOTHING!!

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Originally posted by captainameriturtle

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(Source: artmageddonunicorn, via chefpyro)

metalslugx:

stephen-graves:

metalslugx:

wvrmple:

metalslugx:

The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee

Hey cid this is a post

I then proceed to smack the clown’s ass, giving off a loud distinct honk that’s only heard when clapping the ass cheek of a clown in heat

It (2017)

it sure is the year 2017

@mintymctiddy

(via demon-space-boi)

violentlydefending:

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then what the fuck is the point

(via chefpyro)

Aug 31

mostlyconfusedcoyote:
“The wild @markiplier atop his noble steed in her dino jacket
”

mostlyconfusedcoyote:

The wild @markiplier atop his noble steed in her dino jacket

(Source: jaysconfused, via markiplier)

Mexican bakers in Texas were trapped inside for two days, so they made pan dulce for hundreds of Harvey victims -

sheabutterbitch:

ahh, dios los bendiga a todos

(Source: rootbeergoddess, via deep-sea-prince)

emerald-imperial:
“please look at my cat’s feet
”

emerald-imperial:

please look at my cat’s feet

(via deep-sea-prince)

oddbagel:

Me: reblogs cute picture
Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you
Me: reblogs funny post

(via deep-sea-prince)

Deaw Sistew: By the time you wead this, I'ww be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave wiww shoot me, then I'ww shoot Dave, then Ewic wiww entew and get shot by Dave. Then, you'ww come in and get shot by Ewic, Dave, and I muwtipwe times. wove: youw bwothew, Keith. P.S.: Then two cops wiww wead this wettew and shoot each othew

spooky-space-babe:
“ sadhipstercat:
“They’re girlfriends
”
gamer gf and goth gf
”

spooky-space-babe:

sadhipstercat:

They’re girlfriends

gamer gf and goth gf

(Source: sidras-tak, via dan-mcneely)