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when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’
are you okay
Am I Ever?
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who’s gonna tell trump supporters obama wasn’t president during hurricane katrina……..
My favorite part of this is people mentioned Barack Obama in these tweets! So who’s going to tell them? I hope Obama does! I mean, it was three years after Hurricane Katrina when Obama was elected president. Three years. Almost all of George W. Bush’s second term happened during and after Katrina. Where were these people that they don’t even know who was president? There was so much news about the hurricane and W’s terrible response to it. They’ll probably blame him for the Kennedy assassination next.
The jokes write themselves
when you’re so racist and you hate black people so much that you forget basic timekeeping and recent history
Wow how fuckinh stupid. just shows who trump supporters are @lmsig
The real question is where was Obama during 9/11?
People at trump rallies legit asked where Obama was on 911
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*parasitic capitalists jack up the prices of essentials in the aftermath of a disaster*
Media: unfortunate but what are you gonna do
*people steal those overpriced essentials because they cannot afford to pay the extortionate prices being asked*
Media: what the fuck do these criminals think they’re doing
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wait bnha is an anime i thought it was the noise hank hill makes
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one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey
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You’re either “I’m thankful for Tumblr” or “I hope this site burns in hell.” And if you’ve been here long enough you’ve evolved into a bitter combination of the two and there’s no in between.
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Anonymous asked: Callout to MAGNUS, me and my buddy were just guarding the brig when he KNOCKED us out!! Anyway, somehow we're in the Felicity Wilds and it looks like we survived a cannonball crash? Please send help and a lawyer because this is not workplace safe.
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