Silver Tongue

Apr 12

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

listen if u write terezi as a nice character i’m so sorry but you have literally 0 grasp on her as a whole. she’s…awful, and petty, and vindictive, and even when she’s trying to retcon her past, she’s a huge dick. embrace that and lose the idea that she actually compliments people on anything ever bc if anything when she sees something she likes on someone else, she’ll insult them for it bc she’s incapable of actually saying genuinely nice things out of fear for being perceived as weak

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@serialsymphony

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She literally killed john because she wanted to see how things would fuck up. She put up a whole fake investigation and admitted it was just theatrics because she was gonna kill vriska no matter what. She flipped the coin and when it came innocent she decided to guilty anyways because she made up a loophole about how she cant see the results. terezi is a petty little gremlin

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DM idea

bitterfucked:

become an evil wizard in real life so when your players reach the final boss you can flip the table and engage them in real combat

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lil-bitch-mccree:

zelgier:

lil-bitch-mccree:

zelgier:

mccree is Texan fuck you

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suck my dick

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You can’t handle the truth!

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dies-first:
“ knockoutsuperior:
“This meme never gets old.
”
Im the artist and the post can be found here, please reblog instead of repost
”

dies-first:

knockoutsuperior:

This meme never gets old.

Im the artist and the post can be found here, please reblog instead of repost

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moonpaw:
“oh,
”

moonpaw:

oh,

moonpaw:
“ fantasypuppy:
“ Time to paint!
@moonpaw
”
oh id die for you
”

moonpaw:

fantasypuppy:

Time to paint!

@moonpaw

oh id die for you

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cannons-and-spades:

cannons-and-spades:

owloftherearburghs:

titanicus-mechanicus:

Ask smart questions when choosing armor.

Does it protect against the right weapon?

Against the right elements?

And most importantly:

DO I LOOK HOT IN IT?

Going to the battle like

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I am forcibly removed from the battlefield

Reminder to draw.

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And done.

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[video]

spobforpresident:
“ red-faced-wolf:
“ dadpat-tactual:
“ “Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.” ”
The best
”
@deanscourse
”

spobforpresident:

red-faced-wolf:

dadpat-tactual:

“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

The best

@deanscourse 

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lesbianbritneyspears:

the thing that pisses me off about 50 shades of grey isn’t that it’s twilight fanfiction, it’s that it’s bad ooc twilight fanfiction. the implication that edward would be into bdsm is so fucking dumb he’s a 100 year old virgin who cried and went into a week-long depression the first time he fucked bella he wouldn’t even consider the idea of fucking her until they were married because he didn’t want to compromise his virtue and you’re telling me he’s a dom? no, edward cullen has the most boring vanilla sex ever the only thing unconventional about the way bella and edward fuck is that bella tops and edward cries the whole time and bella gets fed up and goes to the other house to fuck rosalie and edward cries some more in his room alone

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