Silver Tongue

Apr 11

If god didn’t want your mind to become enslaved by the thought-consuming tentacles he wouldn’t have given you such easily accessible earholes

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thebootydiaries:

setheverman:
sliding into her DMs like 😍😍
why do u keep posting about me who are u

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miichaellburnham:

gabe and mccree: fighting over morality or whatever
moira and genji: can we get a waffle? can we please get a waffle

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doefuq:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a logo thingy from me
Example:

I tried posting this 3 times now tumblr please work

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elwurd:

just watch, in act 2 or 3 vriska’s meteor is gonna come down and crush both elwurd and ardata, killing them both to establish her dominance like a baby queen bee

But sollux is queen bee. Vriska is queen spider

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vento-argento:

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bntyhuntr:
yarnpoweredkitten:
bntyhuntr:
why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar
You know why
Oh it’s because hanabarbara were bad at connecting necks to bodies. Thats also why Yogi Bear had a tie but no shirt
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