Silver Tongue

Sep 04

spectra-bear:

baschool:

me, waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night: the rockbells trained den to be a therapy/support dog for automail patients which is why pinako trusts den to watch ed and why den always follows ed around when he’s in resembool

Finally, an FMA post about dogs that doesn’t involve you know who

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mebsann:

atla as random shit i found on my phone

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kibumkim:

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davidalleynes:

irishfino:

davidalleynes:

davidalleynes:

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:

1. That kid from the first arc with the mask
2. That dude from the first arc with the huge sword
3. His brother
4. Kakashi, I think
5. Orochimaru
6. I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times
7. Naruto
8. That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc
9. A math problem
10. Killer Bee
11. His brother, again
12. Gaara
13. I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once
14. Jiraiya I think
15. Tsunade, definitely
16. Literally all of the Akatsuki
17. Himself

18. op of this post

19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass

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30-minute-memes:

Un-make me.

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skarchomp:

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

got a new job… im the person who passes the objects in front of the fire in plato’s cave

everyday people ask me if they can fuck the shadows. buddy, you can’t fuck them, because they are without substance. they are mere pale echoes of the true reality, pal

they’re what? that doesn’t make any sense. they’re right there, and i can’t conceive of anything beyond them to fuck. so can i fuck them or what?

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creekfiend:

peniswakt:

peniswakt:

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome….truly one of life’s great paradoxes

golf:

• wastes crazy amounts of space and water
• soul-crushingly boring
• extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
• prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

• 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn’t even require water
• a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
• easy to get into, but difficult to master
• cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
• BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

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gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

you’d think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less for the guy holding both of them captive against their will

guy wearing a hooded robe and holding a tome of ancient magic: o foul demon, i have summoned you here to -

the demon, walking straight past the sacrifice and towards the guy who summoned them with murderous intent: is this guy bothering you queen?

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