Silver Tongue

Aug 26

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snowradish:

fancybroom:

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

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This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

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osheamobile:

neilarmstrong:

derinthemadscientist:

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

I love this fucking book

“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.

“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”

(Source: derinthescarletpescatarian, via bloodsbane)

hollyblueagate:

when the purge goes down you better believe im stealing one of these dog statues from target

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Anonymous asked: Johnkatsprite?

daily-karkat:

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^2? yes????

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gothicprep:

gothicprep:

current mood: that one picture of the godawful edward elric wig that says “professional only” on the bottom

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usbdongle:

me: *receives nonsense information from a dream*

me: this is hidden knowledge only i am privy to

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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liberalsarecool:
“ redmachasacorn:
“Finally. Somebody said the thing…
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They come home from their churches, upset they can’t be unbridled, insensitive assholes. Unable to be 24/7 assholes free of consequences from their hate and bile, they think they...

liberalsarecool:

redmachasacorn:

Finally. Somebody said the thing…

They come home from their churches, upset they can’t be unbridled, insensitive assholes. Unable to be 24/7 assholes free of consequences from their hate and bile, they think they are the victim. #conservatives

(Source: ithelpstodream, via bloodsbane)