adding unnecessary comments to posts more like
…. oh. I’m sorry. I’ll just sit in that corner over there… *sulks and grows mushrooms on my back*
what the fuck
adding unnecessary comments to posts more like
…. oh. I’m sorry. I’ll just sit in that corner over there… *sulks and grows mushrooms on my back*
what the fuck
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In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it’s also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What’s the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car’s haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
….Ah
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OP you’re my personal fucking hero
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can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck
There absolutely is shadow banning.
It really is real, I had to write to the staff to get un-shadow banned.
If they undid it, that was spaghetti code, not a shadow ban. See: this post
See this complete incompetence is why I’m on this site
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have some teenz
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the Noir possibilities in this being your opening line are unmatched.
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Harley & Bruce in Dark Knights of Steel #1 and #2
Oh my god she’s a court jester
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