Silver Tongue

Sep 03

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killman-enderson:

Clue: The Movie’s multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen

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luvecrime:

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SKJSJSJS NOT MADS HATING BRITISH PPL

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bauliya:

divinesong:

cake-writes:

bauliya:

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they’re allowed to go to extremes. they’re allowed to put their love over the greater good. they’re allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

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Yea, sure. Until YOU or people you love are among the victims for someone else’s love and the villains won’t care. Would also like to point out that some villians(Kuvira, for example) have been willing to sacrifice/throw away love interests for their own goals.

idk about you but existing in the real world gives me and my loved ones immunity from the actions of fictional villains. hope you manage to get your family out of star wars.

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cheshirecatboyfriend:

in sorting my dad’s d&d minis i have discovered that on female-presenting humanoids, evil characters tend to have larger boobs. my conclusion is that villainy is stored in the titties, im not taking criticism, thank you for coming to my tit talk

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6y9brows:
““Saw this cute guy at a tea shop, I forgot to ask his name though :( “
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6y9brows:

“Saw this cute guy at a tea shop, I forgot to ask his name though :( “

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xxtc-96xx:

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moonymango:

dankmemeuniversity:

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Sanyo ICC-0081 “Mini Calculator”: You can carry a calculator with you now, you never have to make big math in your head ever again!

Math teachers: We will multiply 14,762 times 2,853,654 among others in this test, no calculators allowed

Sanyo ICC-0081 “Mini Calculator”:

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Linguists throughout the ages: We have spent lifetimes gathering the significations of words and phrases in various language so everyone can appreciate them as well as possible.

Language teachers: Translate this text, no dictionaries allowed.

Linguists:

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Literally thousands of artists, engineers and scientists over the years: Look at all of these awesome tools we made to help artists make more art more quickly and more easily! Now art is much more accessible to everyone!

Art snobs: If you use anything more than a pencil and ink and these specific paints and brushes you’re cheating and not a real artist. Especially if you draw digitally. That’s double cheating.  

Artists, engineers and scientists:

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I was always told in math class that I wouldn’t be able to carry a calculator with me everywhere I went.

I’m writing this from my smartphone.

Middle school teach said they’ll never let us use out calculators. 

if we didn’t have our calculator with us in high school, our math teach would tell us to go to our lockers and get them.

any job that requires math you can bet your arse the lead/boss will tell you to plug those numbers into a calculator to make sure you have it right

When i was in 6th grade, we were just starting to learn long division and multiplication. The teacher gave the “they wont let you use calculators when youre older” speech and i vividly remember this one girl asking “who?”
the teachers response was teachers in highschool and college. when asked why she said because you wont have a calculator all the time. when the girl asked why we wouldnt the teacher got tired of the questions and sent the girl out of the class until she finished telling us what the assignment was.

i dont remember where this story was going but the moral was that there is no good reason why we cant use the tools that were made specifically to make the tasks easier

Anonymous asked:

Please delete your blog.

pee your pants

chefpyro:

Why does Mario say “here we go” when he gets a star in Mario 64 when the star is the end of the level and is thus in fact the point where the going stops

it means “here we go to kick bowsers ass”