I fell asleep playing Dream Daddy and had this dream
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how fuckin short is mr clean
how fucking big was that 12 year old
hes destroying the evidence that the giant 12 year old ever existed
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when cats knead on you and you can feel their nails puncturing holes into your skin but they look at you with that loving warm expression and you look back like
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TINY DOLPH
*the tiniest voice* surfbort
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hellenicpoliticiansuggestions:
is he…you know [makes motion of sucking a dick] greek?
is he … you know [makes motion of bribing and murdering people for power in an oligarchic and timocratic war state] roman?
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