Nintendo: We’ve done it. Nobody will horny for a clown. We’ve finally made an adult female character nobody wants to fuck
Artists All Across The Entire Planet:
Nintendo: We’ve done it. Nobody will horny for a clown. We’ve finally made an adult female character nobody wants to fuck
Artists All Across The Entire Planet:
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Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.
-Stephenie Meyer New Moon
Excuse me but
“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”
-EL James Fifty Shades of GrayFifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.
“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”
“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”
“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”
The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.
“His eyebrows widened”
- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey
This post always makes me feel better about myself.
I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.
I nearly peed.
YOU ASSHOLE I ALMOPST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUST NOW
I feel better about my writing
This is proof FanFiction writers can make it big.
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
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when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
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This happened.
The international space station willing to make sacrifices none else would. That is some Star Trek level of tolerance.
Either that or they plan to push him out an airlock when no ones looking…
Still counts.
It went from Star Trek level of tolerance to star wars level of tolerance
you know what they say. if two guys were on the moon and all that
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